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Git Demotivational Poster



TAGS: news media latest digital news
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

gas - August 19, 2011, 1:44 pm
always look on the bright 5ide!

DIGITAL SLR CAKE - Now you can have your camera and eat it too

TAGS: digital slr camera cake eat
Rating: 4.12/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - August 25, 2011, 3:53 am
It says Nikon, but it could be a confectionery knock off...
ceesixtyfour - August 24, 2011, 11:29 pm
lmao @ Merlyn
MerlynLeRoy - August 24, 2011, 9:05 pm
The cake is a Leica?


TAGS: git er done
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by Airman

5150monkeylove - January 24, 2011, 11:10 pm
oh and 5 Spurs for fun!
5150monkeylove - January 24, 2011, 11:09 pm
So where does "no foolin' around with yer fellow cowboys/horse/livestock" come in? Or is it even an issue?

marriage advice #3 -

TAGS: affair illegitamate son
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

nicholsjoshua15 - November 15, 2017, 6:49 pm
Ban me, I don't care.
nicholsjoshua15 - January 21, 2017, 10:43 pm
(ADMIN EDIT) This comment has been DELETED in violation of site rules. Keep it civil or you will be banned. This is a warning.
mizzdizz - October 17, 2015, 12:57 am
Like a BOSS!!!!!! Well played, RL!!!! 5 ROTFL lions!


FUTURE POLICEWOMEN - If that's how the female cops are dressed, then WTF do the hookers wear?!

TAGS: ghost in the shell gits anime manga cyberpunk masamune shirow
Rating: 2.81/5

More motifakes by jalford

rudeboy308 - October 11, 2010, 3:05 pm
One of the first titles I got into when I first discovered anime was Ghost in the Shell. It remains one of my favorites, and you're looking at the main reason why.
Informator - September 2, 2009, 2:22 am
nothing >.> they wear nothing...

YOU CAME HERE TO PICK UP OUR DAUGHTERS? - Seems legit. Come on girls show's in an hour.

TAGS: seems legit
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by MindBenda

carebear - March 28, 2012, 12:58 pm
(carebear BANNED)

JOKES - This is gods best one.

TAGS: midgits jokes god
Rating: 2.4/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 4, 2008, 3:19 am
Spencer, I take back everything I said about you like five minutes ago. That is now one of my favorite sentences, what you said.
spencer - September 3, 2008, 9:32 pm
That is one of the hottest midget chicks I have ever seen.
lightswitch rave - July 4, 2008, 9:36 pm
Awh... That's actually really sweet. The photo, anyhow.
Dr A Natomy - May 17, 2008, 11:28 pm
Whatcha talkin' about? That chick is *hot* (from the vagina up)!
SchwingBattah - May 14, 2008, 11:52 pm
Hey, at least the little guy has a date. That's more than a lot of the eThugs on here can say.


IDEALISM - Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. --William F. Buckley Jr.

EMO GIRLS - Just as hot as the boys are.

TAGS: emo gitls hot
Rating: 2.39/5

More motifakes by charlie

culos - July 7, 2009, 4:16 pm
This morning maybe when you were brushing your teeth????
einseiji - July 7, 2009, 3:44 pm
I have the strangest feeling i've met this person in real life somewere....
Seb - December 22, 2008, 10:07 am
I would not leave my girlfriend for her. Mine is rave =D
Porcelina - October 22, 2008, 8:41 pm
Some emo girls are bangable.. and she is one.
Incidere - October 16, 2008, 10:28 am
...Hmm, bisexuality... I'm closer x)
She Has AIDS - October 7, 2008, 2:05 am
You can tell by the ribbon.
hxdfnxfgnxfnfmnmnfng - September 16, 2008, 5:48 pm
i would punish that. hard.
Chiquitita - September 13, 2008, 9:16 pm
Gah, I'd leave my boyfriend for her!
thehattinninja - August 1, 2008, 12:23 pm
must... hit... that...
mazumi - July 25, 2008, 7:41 pm
Wow, a big-haired stupid-looking emo whore with MySpace Face. How different and interesting.
d-mash - July 25, 2008, 10:27 am
I'd hit it.
Yeah Right - July 23, 2008, 10:22 am
RnR, if someone like that came on to you, you'd shit bricks, lots of bricks...
Paul Barfoot - July 23, 2008, 10:19 am
RnR seems to be sexually frustrated.
RnR - July 23, 2008, 5:43 am
if (s)he came on to me i'ld strangle it with her bat-chain
TigerKid - July 22, 2008, 8:26 pm
I agree, she IS hot. I wish the pic was better.
moi - July 20, 2008, 7:24 pm
she is hot :D


TAGS: free candy looks legit
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - September 4, 2009, 1:47 am
Hey I just meant natural causes ... like the flu epidemic of 1918 that probably iced up to a fourth of the world's population ... but mostly the old and the yound (and cute, especially the cute, that's why we are such a rarity now).
Haarakkon - September 4, 2009, 1:44 am
Cold case files, case closed.
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 1:43 am
Oh, that makes me feel a lot better.
Sean - September 4, 2009, 1:41 am
In the pic in it's original size, you can clearly see a cute little blonde girl looking out of the window (the open one directly above the hood there). But don't worry. She's probably dead by now.
agdaniele - September 3, 2009, 10:21 pm
Down-low 5.
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2009, 9:35 pm
Straight up 5.

BANANA? - Mind if I peel that dress off for you?

TAGS: mariska hargitay
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Cubbybear - February 2, 2009, 6:23 pm
The Love Guru's running joke...I wanna make a banana split

yes, i have a question.... -

TAGS: cell phone digital generation
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

GaryO - October 13, 2013, 9:36 pm
So true, most folks around me prefer digital, and I’m stuck in the ‘50s, where I prefer to still gain immediate perspective of the 12 hrs
EmilioDumphque - October 13, 2013, 8:23 pm
My son is 33, and he's confused by a clockface! Something happened while we weren't looking.
spacedog - October 13, 2013, 12:42 pm
HA! Not to mention spelling. X5ellent.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 13, 2013, 12:01 pm
That is so true - sad, but oh so true. 5o'clocks

LOUIS VITTON - Seems Legit

DET. OLIVIA BENSON - After 11 years of dealing with every sexual perversion, every deviation, she was ready to try a few new things.

VEGANS - If they could see the abuse I'm giving my meat right now...

TAGS: vegan vegans vegitarians animals love peta nude naked protest protesters protestors pancakes
Rating: 3.12/5

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booger13 - March 31, 2010, 4:58 am
[ctd]thank god these girls are models , so they will eat some sausage after the day is done =] or the other yummy treat =]
booger13 - March 31, 2010, 4:57 am
to hammer the point home , has anyone ever met a VEGAN stripper or a VEGAN Porn Star...(hears silence in the room) no self respecting hotty would become a vegan because it messes up how they SHAG
Kimjira1 - February 5, 2010, 5:14 pm
KN - November 30, 2008, 2:31 am
Yea, duh vegetarians taste better. That's why I eat cows and chickens!
GoForthAndDie - November 2, 2008, 11:36 pm
I wonder if they'd like their salads tossed...
God - September 12, 2008, 12:22 am
I'd do both of them.

VALENTINES DAY - Yup that time of year is coming back around again


TOO LEGIT. - Because it's hard to quit, if you're too legit.

LITTLE BUNNY FOO FOO - Went hopping through the forest..

TAGS: giggity giggity
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by whatukno

whatukno - October 15, 2010, 10:46 am
He's after a waskally wabbit.
Cubbybear - October 15, 2010, 10:44 am
Is that Elmer Fudd lurking in the back?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2010, 9:37 am
What now?.....More like, grabbing them by the ears and holding on for dear life.
GreyScorpion - October 15, 2010, 9:25 am
"pickin' up the bovines, and whop 'em on the head..."

FREE LIP PIERCING - Seems legit to me, what do you think Mr. Worm ?

GMO FOODS - I never thought they would end up looking so cute.


DIGITAL RADIO - The SOLUTION to the PROBLEM, that didn't EXIST! Because we just couldn't find those DEAD-SPOTS with ANALOG RADIOS.

TAGS: digital analog police 1st responder emt fire
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by 440wakeup

pzykosiz - October 15, 2010, 1:46 am
someone understands. 5l's


THE INTERNET - You're doing it wrong

TAGS: youaredoingitwrong internet
Rating: 1.88/5

More motifakes by Mr X

OMGWTFBBQ - March 20, 2009, 9:35 pm
Firefox F.T.W.
........ - March 5, 2009, 12:28 am
.........motifakes........your doing it wrong

SENILE AGITATION - Who wants to control it?


TAGS: snagit copy santa jesus street fighter dragon ball z christman holidays
Rating: 1.44/5

More motifakes by Roamer

Roamer - April 9, 2009, 7:42 pm
Needless to say, I don't think SnagIt is going to help me make anymore posters
Roamer - April 9, 2009, 7:40 pm
... and made the biggest pile of shit I could. Oh Shit... I think I contradicted myself on that first comment.. please disregard it
Roamer - April 9, 2009, 7:38 pm
like I said, it was a test, I didn't want to try to make a good one and have it turn out bad; so I went the other way.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - April 9, 2009, 1:51 am
Roamer, this just might be your worst poster. It ought to be put out of it's misery. I think the crowning achievement here is the awkwardly written 'jizz', but gee it's so hard to choose, when all teh ingredients are so bad. I can't believe it's you!
Fatty - April 8, 2009, 10:30 am
Honestly??... Kinda.
Roamer - April 7, 2009, 10:13 pm
this was a test of my new SangIt program, but I wasn't expecting it to be so bad for a mot... This really does suck huh........

Consistent -

Digitized Digits -

TAGS: gas prices digital
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2014, 3:02 am
They really don't, Priss. Why back in my day we played baseball with stones. :-D
MissPriss - May 16, 2014, 1:56 am
People don't realize how easy they have it do they crotchety.

back alley dentists -

local immigration services -

seems legit -


TAGS: dangit
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

crankyhead - September 6, 2012, 5:50 pm
Sean, I hear the bay of pigs is lovely at this time of year. =)
Sean - September 6, 2012, 12:44 am
And as that empty chairs descends into the abyss, it hears itself berated for not honoring its campaign promise to close down the detention facility at Guantonamo Bay.
Airman - September 4, 2012, 5:45 pm
that about sums it up
maoworks2 - September 4, 2012, 11:23 am
Second That.
mariand - September 3, 2012, 6:44 pm
yeah, worse isn't good...but what does it matter when it's already bad...


TAGS: cancer mri chemotherapy radiation seems legit
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 15, 2013, 11:55 pm
Me too. Not detecting an A1 though.
GaryO - August 15, 2013, 8:18 pm
All of a sudden I have detected within me a subliminal hankerin’ for a T-bone steak

Someday -

AND MOTIFAKERS WE SHALL BE - For thee my Lord, for thee So we shall flow a river forth to thee Teeming with our posters shall it ever be

NOW SON... - There are sober kids in India that would give their right arm for what you have left in that glass... Now DRINK!

WHICH STATE DO YOU RUN? - Oh wait, it's just me!

TAGS: smug git
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

GreyScorpion - March 8, 2010, 8:36 pm
what's with the Norwegian flags in the background? I thought he was Austrian. But Aggy sure looks good up there

WHEN OTOMMA BENLOTTY - misunderstood the news anchor pronounce the name of FBI's most wanted fugitive, he left and has not been seen since.

Git it awn -

TAGS: lets git it aw awn
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

Sho - July 13, 2015, 11:42 am
Been kinda busy. I do drop by now and then
GaryO - July 13, 2015, 6:57 am
Hoped you'd like it. Thank ye, mate. Where ya been?
Sho - July 12, 2015, 11:48 pm
This is gold. Well played, Mr Gary. 5/f
MissPriss - July 12, 2015, 10:58 pm
Rubber ducky, you're the one. You make bath time so much fun. Rubber ducky...that's it then the nasty images of foam filled body parts of Ernie & Burt are in bed with Sho! Gawd I need a 5L drink!
rerun - July 12, 2015, 8:52 pm

No wonder I drink
GaryO - July 12, 2015, 8:00 pm
I did...famous shrink...couldn't help him
Bandit5906 - July 12, 2015, 6:39 pm
Ever considered therapy? Justa thought!
GaryO - July 12, 2015, 4:16 pm
No, no there wasn't, and it didn't try to hurt me, either.
Greeny - July 12, 2015, 3:34 pm
Let me guess - there was an incident with your squeaky bath toy last night before bed, right?


TAGS: stop action digital camera gossip
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

concern3 - December 28, 2015, 3:21 am
Nice a 5er